Phone Fun

Hey there you 2-3 people that actually read this infrequently updated nook of the net.

This will be a small post. To get some random things out. Blegh.

So last night I deleted the inbox on my mobile phone. Looking at the tally of 2300 sms' and how it was taking nearly a minute for a message to pop on screen I think I made the right choice.

Though it was funny. Watching the messages as they disappeared into the ether I was able to track friendships, relationships and random miscellanea that have taken place over the last 2 years in the sentence fragments displayed.

It was weird, and it feels even weirder to say it but it feels like a weight has lifted off my shoulders. Nothing in there brought up bad memories but it was like I was holding onto the last two years in that folder, and while I'll never forget them (at least not till I'm 94) I feel like I can look forward a little clearer now.

Which is total tish because I've felt that way for a fair while, but when you can do something semi-physical or metaphorical to mark it... it's the exclamation mark to your realisation.

And now, here are all the messages I still have in my Drafts folder. Not all were written by me, no specific dates will be provided and some will be edited for brevity because just DAMN!

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Old Boy
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Mummys alright, daddys alright,
they just seem a little weird
(Note: I tend to jot lyrics for songs down in sms'. It's faster than finding the note application ok?)
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Late notice I know, but I've been sleepy... hooray for shit excuses!
(Note: Remember, this is the drafts folder. You can add lazy to the list then.)
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Swarm of locusts has descended on Hawthorn.
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24 mins till train. Should I come in?
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(32 blank messages to a random assortment of contacts. Good work Nokia)
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My dentists office feels like a Relaxation Spa. That or a really high class cult.
Either way I look and feel completely out of place.
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Is you alive? I have a vodka lemon k
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Have a brick
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I swear to god, if you're late for the same reason as the last two times I'm getting you spayed
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Jen AND NICK
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Hey, anyone want to go to the zoo when the baby elephant goes on show? I'm thinking we do it before his ears get big enough for him to fly away.
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Acceptable in the 80's
Galvanise the empire
Girl talk
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John Keats poetry
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Maybe drop by mine first.
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Random Ed Facts #325 & #7:
Everyday, I get a little more disappointed that my office doesn't spontaneously burst into song and dance.
And until the age of 16 I was afraid of Dragon Flys. I thought they could sting me. Imagine a Dragon Fly sticking out of your neck and tell me that that's not scary!
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(A message that is ended with *hug*. My testosterone stopped me from sending it)
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White jeans, pastel shirt, white tie with black silk printing... brown vest? Black would probably work...
(... your guess is as good as mine)
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365 burnley st
(when I thought I could afford a house in Richmond. Ha!)
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Aqua - Candyman
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I love you
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I like penis
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And thus comes the end of my "short" post. One day I'll learn. The following day I'll forget.

Till next time children!

- Sevy